I’ve often thought that one of the best ways to understand something is through its opposite. With that said, enjoy this short collection of coarse anti-wisdom to help you neatly avoid looking like any of them.
It’s better to have never loved than to have loved and lost.
Until you make the unconscious conscious you won’t have to worry about it.
He who has a ‘how’ can figure out the ‘why’ later.
“The ego is the enemy,” says the ego.
Everything’s a projection. Except the awesomeness you see in me.
There is no truth—perception is reality. Except for this statement.
Forgive them for they don’t know what they do. Even though their ignorance is their own fault.
I’ll tell you how the earth began, but don’t ask me whether I think it’s flat.
“Always remain in the present moment,” says guru from the future.
“Everything happens in the present moment” — same person
I’m a solipsist, how about you?
Tiredness is caused by insufficient coffee.
Suffering is caused by insufficient apathy.
Anger is an acid. Unlike the calm, calculated harm you’re doing.
It’s not those who suffer who are weak but those who haven’t figured out a proper coping strategy.
The cure for pain is in the ignorance of it.
There is no coming to consciousness without self-avoidance.
Hitler was OK until you lot started judging him.
The desire not to desire is… well, we prefer not to talk about that.
Karma is for other people.
People don’t choose where they are born, their circumstances, the culture they are born into or the situation of their country, and it’s about time the British got their heads around that.
It is no measure of health to be ill-adjusted to an otherwise healthy society.
